THM

Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it’s great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, ‘cause I think, maybe I’ll get up there and I’ll knock on the door and you won’t be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don’t know much, but I know that.

xerkneeass:

underthevastblueseas:

that-was-quite-extraordinary:

underthevastblueseas:

A female Blanket Octopus might get to about a meter or 2 (3.3 to 6.6 feet) in length, but her first 2 pairs of legs are extra specially long. Attached to them is a huge span of webbing that is normally hidden away.In times of need, this drapery is unfurled, spread out and left to billow in the water. This makes her look far larger and more threatening than she actually is, hopefully scaring off any predators. If it doesn’t seem to be working so well, bits of her blanket can even detach from the rest to act as a decoy.

Blanket Octopus are immune to the stings of the Portuguese Man o’ War. They can rip off a few of their tentacles and wields them like whips. Poisonous, stinging whips.

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Holy shit, Mother Nature

Let me tell you about the sad life of a male blanket octopus. The males are just a few centimeters long and don’t get a cool badass blanket. They have a special arm (where the sperm is stored) just for making little blanket octopus babies. When the little guy finds a lady to get jiggy with, what happens is his tentacle penis pretty much just detaches from the dude’s body and climbs into the female. Yup, the tentacle just leaves, no goodbye or anything. With no penis tentacle, the male blanket octopus dies. He never gets to see his 100,000 children.

Moment of silence for all the male blanket octopuses out there.

Moreover, female blanket octopuses have been known to have three or four penis tentacles in them at a time, so even if the male did live, he would have no way of knowing if the kids were his

Once Upon a Time Commentary - The Stable Boy
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queenofmud:

Look at the prettiest thing. @mssarah__paulson @abagailwarren74

queenofmud:

Look at the prettiest thing. @mssarah__paulson @abagailwarren74

Watch Our Most Beautiful Celebs Read Nice Internet Comments. (x)

paschblue:

Jodie Foster got married over the weekend to Alexandra Hedison.
How nice!
http://www.afterellen.com/jodie-foster-marries-alexandra-hedison/04/2014/

paschblue:

Jodie Foster got married over the weekend to Alexandra Hedison.

How nice!

http://www.afterellen.com/jodie-foster-marries-alexandra-hedison/04/2014/

lacigreen:

new video up babes!  WHY I’M A….FEMINIST *gasp!!* *shock!!!1* *horror!!!!*

i know, i know.  gender equality is a terrifying thing here on the interwebs.  here are just a few (err…60) of the reasons i’m a feminist.

are you?

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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janetarium:

Song of the Week 4/21/2014: Bombay Bicycle Club - “Carry Me”

Can’t wait to see them May 19!

elsannafondue:

xdominoe:

queenofthesouthernisles:

I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

#I really apprecciate this gif#because when you’re in an abusive relationship often nothing seems wrong until you try to stand up for yourself#that loving pat tranforms into a claw when she defends herself#but really it was a claw all along(via)

someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

elsannafondue:

xdominoe:

queenofthesouthernisles:

I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful

(via)

someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”

Under Your Spell
Desire
Drive
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parlourdoor:

I don’t eat 

I don’t sleep

I do nothing but think of you